Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

I don’t know if anybody noticed but I was off last week.
The die-hard Clean Laffs readers might have noticed that I
sent out a few classic issues from the last couple years.

The year is almost over and I had to take some vacation,
although I really didn’t have any plans. There was a pro-
motion test at the school I was kind of gearing up for,
so it was nice to have the time off for that.

Old Mason and I took the boat out of the water, perhaps
for the very last time if we can manage to sell it.
I took care of a few household chores that I have been
putting off for the last several years, but other than
that it was a very uneventful week. More importantly, it
was a cheap week.

When you’re sitting on your butt in front of the TV you’re
NOT out blowing hundreds of dollars you don’t have on
stupid things you shouldn’t be doing anyway!

Laugh it up,

Joe 

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Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally,
one of them jumped up and yelled at the other ,”What about
the powerful interest that controls you?”

And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of
this!”

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My friend read her son’s horoscope and thought it quite
appropriate. “You’ve spent the last few weeks looking for
escape,” it said. “But now it’s time to get on with your
life.”

She had just given birth to him that morning.

*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*

Writing: For the Sell of It was the theme of our community
college’s annual writers’ conference. When I called a widely
published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker,
my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, “I
don’t know what I would say to that audience.”

“You’re just being modest,” I replied. “I’m sure you’re ex-
tremely qualified to speak on that subject.”

He suddenly broke into laughter. “I thought you said,
‘Writing for the Celibate!’”

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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