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I would never forgive myself.

August 18th, 2008

Good morning crew,

Wow. What a weekend. Mid-80s, low humidity and sunny the
entire time. You could not design a more perfect summer
weekend. At least that’s what it looked like from my bed-
room window. I spent the entire time playing computer
games.

Okay, that’s not true. I would never forgive myself if I
threw away a weekend like that. We did do a little sailing
on Sunday, but it was pretty mild. But the rule is; any
day spent on the boat is not a wasted day.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“Newly declassified documents show that Julia Childs, a
famous chef, was a spy. I like to spy on things in my
kitchen…then I interrogate them in my tummy.”
-Craig Ferguson

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“A group of investors announced they plan on opening a hotel
in space. A weekend stay will cost $4 million. It will cost
you another million to eat a Snickers from the mini bar.”
-Conan O’Brien

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“It was this week in 1974 that Richard Nixon resigned the
presidency after getting caught lying and violating the
Constitution. Remember when that kind of thing used to get
you kicked out of office?” -Jay Leno

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After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my
dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.
The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test
drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car
broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the
driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me
with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take
to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?”

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

Dinosaurs are fascinating. My four-year-old is obsessed with
them.

Recently we were riding on a bus, and he asked another
passenger for her name.

“My name is Deena,” she said. “Can you say Deena?”

“Deena,” said my son. “Can you say pachycephalosaurus?”