Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

It was quite a weekend, folks, and yes, I did make it to
the Ren Faire on Saturday. Now that was a long day. I was
up at eight and we finally got to the faire at eleven in
the morning. That lasted until nearly seven at night. I
hooked up with old Mason, who drove up from the city, as
well as my nephews Nick, Tony and Steve, and everybody
brought their significant others so we had quite a mob.

Then after that I was talked into hitting the local watering
hole with my old college roommate Richard. That turned into
twelve-thirty in the morning!

I was pretty much wiped out on Sunday…but I did force my-
self to make an appearance at the local fest in my town,
but after Saturday it was fairly anti-climactic.

I’ll fill you in on a few details tomorrow.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“We need not worry so much about what man descends from-it’s
what he descends to that shames the human race.” –Mark Twain

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“When a man says he approves of something in principle, it
means he hasn’t the slightest intention of carrying it out
in practice.” –Otto von Bismarck

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“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short-
comings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather
engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects
in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey

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My niece’s class assignment was to interview a senior citizen
about his or her life, so she asked me, “What was the biggest
historical event that happened during your childhood?”

“I’d have to say the moonwalk,” I replied.

She looked disappointed. “That dance was so important to you?”

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for
everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems
you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”

Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the
city to go around and remove all the money from parking
meters. I start on Monday!”

The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the
round.

Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and
says “Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”

The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over
having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you’ll be
when you get your paycheck!”

Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his
face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket,
and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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