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I’m in the minority

July 17th, 2009

Good morning crew,

The annoying thing about planning a little getaway like
this is waiting on the weather. I would like to take the
motorcycle up to Lake Geneva. It’s a beautiful ride and
short enough to be fun without being exhausting, but I
don’t trust any forecast more than 24 hours out, so it’s
impossible to plan that ahead.

On the other hand, if the wind is favorable I just might
drag the boat up. It is a lake, after all. All I have to
do it talk the rest of the partiers to sail with me. I’m
sort of in the minority as far as having a passion for
putting myself at the mercy of the wind in a sailboat.

Those land-lubbers don’t know what they’re missing.

My goal this weekend is not to spend money. Next weekend
is going to be expensive enough for the entire month! I’ll
let you know next week if I succeed.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“I HOPE I DON’T JINX MYSELF…”

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“Yesterday Democrats in the House introduced a 1,000-page
national healthcare plan. To make sure at least some people
read it, they named it ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Pound
Proposal.’” -Conan O’Brien

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“Today is a day I wait for all year — Cow Appreciation Day.
So I had a burger for dinner.” –Craig Ferguson

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“Last night, ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’ set
a box office record for midnight showings, making over 22
million dollars. It also set a record for the most 40-year-
old guys wearing capes.” -Jimmy Fallon

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A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the
air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped
the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack
between the open doors and the floor.

I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, “Oh no!
Not again!”

*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of
an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking
ahead of me.

“Going out?” I called to them hopefully.

“No,” said the man. “Just friends.”