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How often do you get to call a chick a wench?

August 8th, 2008

Good morning crew,

We’re heading to the Renaissance Faire up by Kenosha,
Wisconsin tomorrow. That is always an interesting time.
I mean, how often can you call a chick a wench and not
get smacked for it? Plus, they always have really cool
stuff to blow exorbitant amounts of cash on, not to
mention expensive beer and mediocre food.

It’s too bad I don’t have any money.

I will fill you in on any fun and exciting details next
week. Enjoy your weekend!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“I took my parents back to the airport today. They’re flying
home tomorrow.” –Margaret Smith

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Last summer my wife and I met a couple who were friends of my
wife at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go
shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were
out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide had gone out, and
we were down wind trying to work our way back through a narrow
channel. At one point the boat grounded and we had to climb
overboard and shove with all our might to get it back in deep
water.

As my new friend stood there, ankle deep in muck, the wind
blowing his hair wildly, rain streaming down his face, he
grinned at me, and with unmistakable sincerity said, “Sure
beats shopping.”

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Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when
Jesus said, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus
8x minus 9.”

The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter,
“What on earth does Jesus mean — ‘the Kingdom of Heaven is
like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9?’”

Peter said, “Don’t worry, guys. It’s just another one of his
parabolas.”