Good morning crew,

I’d like to say ‘thanks’ to everybody who wrote in with
their suggestions on how to fix my Yorkshire pudding recipe,
including two people actually from Yorkshire! I didn’t
realize I had that kind of reach.

But it will be a while until I try it again. It was some-
thing of a project (for a bachelor, anyway). It took me
about three hours to prepare that meal! You have to under-
stand that my usual meals require no more time that it takes
to open a can of tuna and maybe cut up some fresh vegetables
if I’m feeling ambitious.

So any further pudding experiments will have to wait for a
while…at least until I get back from my weekender. The
weather is still looking sketchy. Keep your fingers crossed
for me!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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In one of K.C.’s classes, they were discussing the
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of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class
immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to
be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented
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