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And now, the end is near…

December 30th, 2008

Good morning crew,

Okay, remember, folks. We’re taking tomorrow and Thursday
off, so you won’t receive your Clean Laffs on those days.
I will, however, be back on Friday, so don’t forget to look
for me then!

Have a fun and safe holiday and I’ll talk to you next year!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them
as usual.” -Mark Twain

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“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless,
of course, those tests come back positive” -Jay Leno

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“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.” -Oscar Wilde

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One morning while a locksmith had come to change the locks
in my house, I realized I had to run a few errands. I turned
to him, a sweet older man, and said I was heading out. As I
got to the front door, I noticed my sad-faced dog staring at
me from the living room. “I love you, sweet boy,” I said.
“Now you be good. Okay?”

From the other room I heard a voice answer, “Okay.”

*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*

This fellow’s wife was constantly nagging him to teach her
to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they
go. First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband
steps up first and says, “Now watch me, and do the same
thing.” He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the green with
about 30 feet to the cup.

The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off
a tree, bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and
drops into the cup. The husband looks at this, and says, “OK,
now you know how to play, let’s go home.”