Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

Now here’s a story you don’t hear very often…

A martial arts instructor in Suffolk, Virginia has been
arrested for kicking an 11-year-old student more than 200
times, causing internal injuries and possibly breaking a
rib.

Police say 47-year-old Susan Bateman was arrested and
charged with one felony count of child endangerment.

Police said Bateman issued a challenge during class at a
Suffolk dojo to see how many kicks to the abdomen students
could take. Students got into a push-up position while
Bateman kicked, stopping when the student either said to
or went to his or her knees.

The 11-year-old boy and another student took more than 200
kicks as the class counted.

The student didn’t tell his parents until he needed medical
attention.

Ha! It’s a good day when we DON’T get kicked 200 times in
the abdomen in our school. Although it’s never been admin-
istered by a woman.

The last time a woman kicked me it didn’t have anything to
do with martial arts training…and it was a little lower
than the abdomen.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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