Where is the justice in that?
Friday, November 28th, 2008Good morning crew,
It was a slow Thanksgiving for me this year. I only ate two
turkey dinners (well, technically three, but leftovers don’t
really count, do they?). But I am disappointed to report
that I did not get a single piece of pumpkin pie. Where is
the justice in that?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house
for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play
a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from
the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it
into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was
time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
“Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!” At the reality
of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys
lay eggs!
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