Good morning crew,

       Joe, I love your imagined airport conversation,
       and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true. I’ve
       been doing a lot of traveling in the past three
       months, and I’ve noticed too how every airport
       is different. My favorite was when they confi-
       scated my water bottle because it was over the
       size limit for liquids. This was after I showed
       them the bottle was empty. They confiscated an
       empty water bottle. I wonder which employee
       needed one of those. Keep up the laughs!

          -Alyssa

At least you didn’t have a TSA officer fondling your ham!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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When I was a kid I said I wanted to be a comedian when I
grew up. Everyone just laughed at me!

                            ***

After a day full of accidents and mistakes, my coworker had
had it. “Why,” she cried out in exasperation, “do things
that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?!”

                            ***

“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one
of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”
 -Mel Brooks

[I can sympathize.]

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The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read
about the Israelites wandering in the desert.

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eat!’” she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will
not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or
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When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, “Hey,
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*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*

During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to
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Later the sergeant reports to the chief. “Sorry Sir, but
they got away.”

The chief very angry says, “I told you to cover all of the
exits!”

“I did,” replied the sergeant, “but they got away through
the entrance.”

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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