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Forty glorious inches.

December 5th, 2008

Good morning crew,

You know what I have planned for this weekend? Hours and
hours of 1,080 lines of vertical resolution on forty inches
of glorious flat screen. I’d better stop on the way home
and buy some beer and chips.

You know what I find amusing? By the time I have this new
TV paid for it will already be obsolete.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“You know you’re on a die when cat food commercials make you
hungry.” –Andy Bumatai

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“What’s right is what’s left if you do everything wrong.”
–Robin Williams

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“I was stopped once for going fifty-three in a thirty-five
mile zone, but I told them I had dyslexia.” –Spanky

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I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew, Mitch,
having a snack.

“Where’s your mother?” I asked.

“She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I’ll
see.”

Mitch went to the kitchen tap and turned the hot water on
full blast.

An sharp yell came from above.

Mitch calmly turned off the tap and said, “Yep, she’s in the
shower.”

*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*

Our son, Steve, was cutting his lawn with a power mower when
it slid down an embankment, lopped off a large chunk of his
tennis shoe and badly nicked the tip of his left toe. Days
later, Steve was at home recuperating on the couch when his
brother-in-law called. “I thought I’d bring over a couple of
videos to help pass the time,” he said.

“Hey, thanks,” said Steve. “What are they?”

“The Lawnmower Man and My Left Foot.”