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It’s not a perfect system, but it works.

January 6th, 2009

Good morning crew,

Well, we’re back, folks. The entire office was off most of
last week…kind of like a mandatory vacation…but we’re
back at it now.

It was fun having the time off. I got caught up on my
relaxing all the way back to October. Plus, I got caught
up on all my family visiting, too. I visited almost every-
body in a fifty-mile radius.

And now that they’re sick and tired of me eating their food
and drinking their booze I probably won’t get any more in-
vitations for another six months or so.

It’s not a perfect system, but it works.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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Normal Price: $19.99
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Loaded with features…. Open it up and you won’t believe all
the space in this compact area. It has two (2) currency
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“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that
all men are created jerks.” –H. Allen Smith

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“This has all the earmarks of an eyesore.” –James McSheehy,
member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, commenting
on a construction project he opposed.

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“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are
good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you
are a vegetarian.” –Dennis Wholey

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Protect Yourself & Your Pet!

Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99 or less

Pet Blinkers give you the added security and peace of mind
knowing you and your pet(s) are visible at night. Whether
you’re going for a jog with your pet or if you just want
extra attention, attach the Pet Blinker to your pet’s collar
and be seen a half-mile away. These eye-catching LEDs
accessorize any pet. Requires three AG3 lithium cell
batteries (included).
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No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our
daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle,
I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a
little helmet.

The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-
checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of
the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my
leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in
the chin.

*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*

My wife doesn’t complain often, but once she was having a
old-fashioned “heart-to-heart” with me and said, “Hon, you
never listen to me. Every time I try to talk to you, you
get this far-away look in your eyes after only a few seconds.
Please promise me you’ll try to work on that.”

The last thing I remember was replying, “I’m sorry, what
was that you were saying?”