Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

Welcome to August folks, and as a bonus today is payday.
Woohoo! There are only five summer weekends left (or eight
if you count all the way to the Equinox), so it’s time to
get down to some serious summertime activities.

I think I’ll take the motorcycle over to the local Taste
of Frankfort and blow a chunk of my paycheck on roast pork
sandwiches, bratwursts and beer!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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“Earlier this week, John McCain had a small mole removed
from his temple… to which President Bush said, ‘Temple?
I didn’t know he was Jewish.’” -Jay Leno

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“New York City is now the number 1 tourist attraction in
America. Visitors love the way the rats come up to your
car window and beg.” -David Letterman

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“Time magazine says that many top Republicans are worried
that lately John McCain has been taking too negative a
tone. When he heard this McCain said, ‘Shut your piehole.’”
 -Conan O’Brien

 
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“Guess what I heard today?” a man says to his wife.

“What, hon?” she asks.

“The mailman has seduced every woman on our block but one.”

“Huh,” his wife says, “I bet it’s that stuck-up Phyllis
next-door.”

 
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I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I
just can’t put it down.

 

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

A: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back.”

 

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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