Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

Payday today! And not a minute too soon, either. After the
coin I dropped at the Ren Faire last weekend I’ve been
going through my glove box and seat cushions for spare
change just to buy the absolute necessities like macaroni
and cheese, toilet paper and beer.

Laugh it up,

Joe 

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“Excuse for Republicans driving sports cars that cost more
than their fathers ever made in a year: It’s cheaper than
marrying a woman half my age.” –P.J. O’Rourke

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“I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was.
Now what I’m with isn’t IT, and what’s IT seems scary and
wierd. It’ll happen to YOU.” –Abe Simpson, The Simpsons

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“In the past, your dumbness has gotten in the way of a few
things that I really wanted to do: The book club. Theater.
Having conversations.” –Patricia Heaton

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During court one day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a
note reading: “Blind on right side, may be falling. Please
call someone.”

Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before
whispering to the judge that paramedics were on their way.

Puzzled, the judge pointed to a sagging Venetian blind on
the right side of the room and explained, “I was thinking
maybe someone from maintenance!”

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long
and difficult labor. But it was definitely worth it when our
beautiful little girl emerged, perfect in every way. Later,
in my room, my husband looked at her tenderly, with tears in
his eyes. Then as he glanced up at me, I expected him to utter
something truly poetic. Instead he asked, “What’d we decide
to call her again?”

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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