I was a tourist last night.

August 6th, 2009 by editor Leave a reply »

Good morning crew,

I was a tourist last night. Recently a new aikido dojo opened
up down the street from my school, so I called them up and
arranged to attend a free introductory class.

I studied aikido years and years ago and was curious to see
how I would fit in after having spent so much time focusing
on hapkido.

The answer is…pretty well. Hapkido and aikido are very
similar. The techniques are mostly the same, a lot of the
difference comes in the interpretation.

The big difference was in the class atmosphere. At my school
the class approach is militaristic, for lack of a better
word. Well, it is ‘martial’ arts, after all.

But in this new school everything was much more relaxed and
casual, and I have to admit I was uncomfortable with it. I
like a little more structure.

The hardest thing to do was to act and think like a student
again. Of course, we are all students our entire lives, but
I’m just not used to teenage yellow belts telling me I’m
doing a technique wrong.

I guess it’s good for the humility. It took a lot of patience
not to drop him!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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