Good morning crew,
Don’t you just love the long weekends? I think we need more
of them throughout the year.
Hopefully everyone has recovered sufficiently from the Fourth
of July and can muster a full compliment of fingers and eye-
brows. I am pleased to report no injuries or property damage.
I’ll fill you in on the details tomorrow.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***
“According to a new survey that just came out, the issue
most on the minds of college students is whether they’ll
be able to find a job when they graduate. Experts say it’s
silly for college students to worry about whether or not
they’ll be able to find a job — because the answer is no.”
-Conan O’Brien
***
“A new study says that whether or not you’re shy depends on
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***
“I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when some-
one says something like, ‘Hey, when are you going to pay me
that $100 you owe me?’ or ‘Do you have the $50 you borrowed?’
Man, quit being so cheap!” –Jack Handey
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Soon after we were married, my husband, Paul, stopped wearing
his wedding band.
“Why don’t you ever wear your ring?” I asked.
“It cuts off my circulation,” Paul replied.
“I know,” I said. “It’s supposed to.”
*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the
attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible.
He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed
her.
She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you kiss
them,” she said, “but I’m not that kind!”
“Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he
protested.
“Really?” she said, softening. “Well, how many models have
there been?”
“Four so far,” he replied, thinking back. “A jug, two apples
and a vase.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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