Good morning crew,
It’s bill time again, or as some people call it…payday.
I shouldn’t complain too much about my bills. Sure, I
don’t have much money, but I did just pay off my TV which
I bought last November and I now owe less than three large
on my credit card.
So with every paycheck I come that much closer to living
within my means…until, of course, the next emergency
comes up that requires me to dip into my savings or go to
my credit card.
For example; the Renaissance Faire is coming up, and Lord
knows what kind of emergency expenses that will involve.
Plus, I am trying to pencil some plans for a long weekend
to Lake Geneva (Wisconsin, not Switzerland).
You see how easy it is to get trapped in a vicious cycle?
Laugh it up,
Joe
***
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***
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he
says to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.”
“OK,” says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.
***
“The first thing I did after being hired as the director of
learning technology at a high school was to change the sign
outside my door — the one that had my name followed by the
acronym D.O.L.T.”
***
A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants
in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were
looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this
disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses
the day after the ad came out.
All from the same person.
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My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion:
In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on
our lives, we wondered what stars would play us.
“Who would you pick to portray you?” she asked me.
I thought about it for a minute, then answered, “Dennis
Quaid.”
“In that case,” she said, “I’ll play myself.”
*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*
Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make
anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood
by going around the room asking where all the guests were
from. “Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,” called out the friend
sitting next to me.
“Burnt Mattress!” said the instructor, suppressing a laugh.
“I’ve heard some unusual town names before, but never that
one. Where’s it located?”
My friend shot back, “Right above Hot Springs.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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