Good morning crew,
Tomorrow is the last part of the black belt test..the
technique portion. Compared to Monday night this should
be no problem. I’m STILL sore from Monday!
But still, I need to take it easy tonight. I’m going to
make my best effort to be home by midnight…one o’clock
at the latest.
I’ll fill you in on the details next week. Enjoy your
weekend!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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When I was a child, I remember my Mom telling me, “Son, when
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When I became a young man, I learned the sad fact was that I
could not please any of them.
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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