Good morning crew,
We had a very friendly guy come out to take a look at the
boat this weekend, although he seemed more interested in
hanging out on the deck and drinking our beer than actually
inspecting it.
He did have a lot of stories, though. Apparently he has
been sailing for nearly 40 years. He has owned a number of
his own boats as well as having crewed on racing yachts and
even acted as a sailing instructor for some yacht club or
other on Lake Michigan.
We were duly impressed.
Eventually he got around to kicking the tires and tugging
on the shrouds, complimenting us on how well we maintained
her.
This might be the guy to recognize a great deal on a good
vessel and finally buy her!
When he went below we could see him through the companion-
way as he bent down and picked up one of the bilge covers.
Looking inside he said, “Hey! What’s this?”
Mason and I exchanged glances.
“That’s the bilge,” Mason said. That’s where any water that
gets on the boat collects.”
“Oh. Right, right. The bilge, of course.”
So…we pretty much figured this guy had no clue what he was
talking about, but as long as his money is green we could
really give a fig.
Unfortunately, he hasn’t called me back yet with an offer.
Maybe he’s holding out for something with a glass bottom.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“Congress is considering a bill that would force advertisers
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mother get in Congress?” -Jimmy Fallon
***
“Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because
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***
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As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with
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a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I
knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of
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When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the pro-
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When he came back in, he was smiling. “It’s apple juice,” he
said.
*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*
A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours
was astounded to see a suspicious looking man in a black ski
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“What on earth are you up to? What happened?!” he demanded.
“I’m terribly sorry,” said the man, “I forgot to let go of
the brick.”
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