Good morning crew,
Welcome to a new week and a new month, folks. It was quite
a weekend, what with the wedding and everything. I’m actually
glad to be back at work!
The last thing to do is return the tuxedo tonight. All I can
say is that I hope I took out that vomit insurance when I
rented the thing.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40
percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the
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“A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to
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–Dave Letterman
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According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family
soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months
went by without success, they consulted the base physician,
who chose to examine Mom right then and there.
“Please disrobe,” he told her.
“With him in the room??” she yelled, pointing to my father.
Turning to Dad, the doctor said, “Captain, I think I found
the problem.”
*———————- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————–*
My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it’s always been
a challenge to explain just what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted
explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible.
When the subject came up while I was talking with a group
of guys, I replied simply, “Defense Contractor.”
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently
declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me
and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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