Good morning crew,
I am a sucker for supplements. I’m not sure why, but when
I read about the benefits of this or how that will eliminate
‘free radicals’ or maintain healthy cholesterol I run out
and buy a bottle.
Currently, in my desk drawer I have: B-12, B-Complex, zinc,
magnesium, calcium, potassium, vitamins E and C (with rose-
hips), flaxseed oil, saw palmetto and green tea extract.
I never take them all every day. I would need about a quart
of water to swallow them all. I go in spurts. Sometimes I’ll
take C and E and zinc, and other times I’ll take saw palmetto
and green tea extract.
But I’ll tell you what, even when I do take something
consistently I really don’t feel all that different. Take it
from me, you’ll never do anything better for your body than
eating a balanced diet and getting plenty of exercise.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“It’s Cinco de Mayo. If you don’t speak Spanish, Cinco de
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-Craig Ferguson
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***
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The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order
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Some college students, who were working part-time inputting
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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