Good morning crew,
Still sick! It’s five days now. I haven’t been able to taste
anything or breathe through my nose. On the plus side I
haven’t been spending any money since I’ve been sitting at
home in self-imposed quarantine.
That doesn’t apply to the office though. Since my co-workers
are the ones who got me sick in the first place I feel it is
my responsibility to go into work every day and sneeze and
cough. Do I sound bitter?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“Earlier today, the world’s top economic advisors gathered
at a luxury ski resort in Switzerland to find a solution
to the global financial crisis. So far the best idea is to
stop traveling to luxury ski resorts in Switzerland.”
-Conan O’Brien
***
“The economy’s getting worse. Home Depot announced that
they’re laying off 7,000 employees… which is interesting
because I’ve been to Home Depot, and I didn’t even know
they had employees.” -Jimmy Kimmel
***
“President Obama said when it comes to passing the stimulus
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The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read
about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
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eat!’” she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will
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When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, “Hey,
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*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*
During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to
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Later the sergeant reports to the chief. “Sorry Sir, but
they got away.”
The chief very angry says, “I told you to cover all of the
exits!”
“I did,” replied the sergeant, “but they got away through
the entrance.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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