Good morning crew,
Joe, Everyone wants to know your bowling score
and whether you were shown up by Barack Obama,
who during the campaign bowled a 30-something
through 7 frames at which time he gave up. -Kaz
I did a little better than Barry. In three games I scored
an 80-something, then I peaked in the second game with a
105, but by the third game I had dropped again into the
90s. I didn’t mind, though, because my date was beating me
and she was feeling good about herself.
Every now and then you have to let chicks feel like they
are on top!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“The Detroit Auto Show opened today. America’s automakers
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-Craig Ferguson
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“A couple of days ago, there were UFO sightings in New
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A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons
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The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open box of
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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