Good morning crew,
Okay, remember, folks. We’re taking tomorrow and Thursday
off, so you won’t receive your Clean Laffs on those days.
I will, however, be back on Friday, so don’t forget to look
for me then!
Have a fun and safe holiday and I’ll talk to you next year!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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PET BLINKERS… The Pet Safety Light
Protect Yourself & Your Pet!
Store Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $3.99 or less
Pet Blinkers give you the added security and peace of mind
knowing you and your pet(s) are visible at night. Whether
you’re going for a jog with your pet or if you just want
extra attention, attach the Pet Blinker to your pet’s collar
and be seen a half-mile away. These eye-catching LEDs
accessorize any pet. Requires three AG3 lithium cell
batteries (included).
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“Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them
as usual.” -Mark Twain
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“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless,
of course, those tests come back positive” -Jay Leno
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“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.” -Oscar Wilde
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20 LED PIVOT LANTERN/DESK LAMP
Store Price: $19.99
OUR PRICE: $9.99 or get two for $15.98
This quality lantern will light up your workspace or any room.
Great for emergency or everyday use. Pivotal lamp head directs
light anywhere you need it. 20 Long-life LED lights last for up
to 100,000 hours. So versatile, you can use it on a desk, for
your backyard, workshop, camping, outages and more.
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One morning while a locksmith had come to change the locks
in my house, I realized I had to run a few errands. I turned
to him, a sweet older man, and said I was heading out. As I
got to the front door, I noticed my sad-faced dog staring at
me from the living room. “I love you, sweet boy,” I said.
“Now you be good. Okay?”
From the other room I heard a voice answer, “Okay.”
*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*
This fellow’s wife was constantly nagging him to teach her
to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they
go. First hole: Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty. The husband
steps up first and says, “Now watch me, and do the same
thing.” He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the green with
about 30 feet to the cup.
The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off
a tree, bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and
drops into the cup. The husband looks at this, and says, “OK,
now you know how to play, let’s go home.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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