Good morning crew,
Hot puppies! Payday! Pretty soon I may have to break down
and do a little Christmas shopping and that’s always easier
when you have money.
Otherwise merchandisers get very reluctant to part with
their goods. And then you’d better be either a fast runner
or a fast talker.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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EZ TOWEL – You’ve NEVER Seen Anything Like It…
Retail Price: $12.99
DEAL PRICE: $6.99
Get Two for $12.98
I don’t know if I can truly explain this item well enough.
So I’m going to tell you, you simply must click on the link
to see the video about it.
EZ Towel is a compacted towel, about the size of 5 stacked
nickels in its original form. All you do is add water and
watch it grow. Simply unroll the EZ Towel and use it as you
wish. Opened up, the EZ Towel is 8 1/2″ X 9 1/2″, a full
sized towel!
Each bag of EZ Towels contains 50 towels. Unlike paper towels,
EZ Towels are durable, soft and absorbable. One EZ Towel does
the work of over 10 paper napkins! It is made of 100% Rayon
and is bio-degradable. Great For home, office, restaurants,
school, daycare, camping, fishing and more.
BONUS: Each bag comes with a FREE carrying tube!
This is one item that EVERYONE WILL LOVE. Just buy a bag and
see how fast everyone wants a few of them. Get one bag of 50
EZ Towels with bonus carrying tube for $6.99 or get two (2) bags
with the bonus for $12.98. To see this or order, visit:
http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/505/l/l77uc4
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EZ TOWEL – You’ve NEVER Seen Anything Like It…</a>
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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut after-
wards.” –Benjamin Franklin
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“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds
to be.” –Abraham Lincoln
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“You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy
out. That’s a good-looking mummy!”
-Bill Clinton, looking at ‘Juanita,’ a newly discovered
Incan mummy.
[It's nice to know there is still dignity in the white House.]
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN’S TRIFOLD WALLET
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99, get two wallets for just $7.98…
Loaded with features…. Open it up and you won’t believe all
the space in this compact area. It has two (2) currency
sections, two (2) window ID’s & six (6) leather credit card
slots., six (6) clear credit card slots, one (1) hidden pouch
great for a key! There’s a spot for everything…
The Marshal motto of, Sure, Pure & Perfect is never more true
than with this classic black wallet. It’s a wallet that demands
attention!
What may be the biggest surprise is the price we have… through
a special buy, we are able to offer this quality wallet for less
than cost. In fact you can get three (3) wallets for less than
the normal price of one.
To see a picture of it (or the Classic Bifold Style), visit:
http://pd.gophercentral.com/r/120/a/505/l/dp0wi2
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN’S TRIFOLD WALLET</a>
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I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old
boat, a trailer and a motor from me. “Thanks,” he said as he
loaded them up. “I’m planning to resell them.”
Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them
for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he’d
sold everything.
“How did you manage that?” I marveled.
“I took out an ad: ‘Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.’
When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor.
He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage.
Bought that, too.”
*——————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ———————*
A little boy walked up to the librarian to check out a book
entitled “COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR MOTHERS.”
When the librarian asked him if it was for his mother, he
answered ‘no.’
“Then why are you checking it out?”
“Because,” said the little boy confidently, “I just started
collecting moths last week!”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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