Good morning crew,
Shopping time. I have this bad habit of consuming every
available calorie in the apartment before going to the store
for groceries. All I have left right now is a couple slices
of eight day-old pizza that has fur on it, mayonnaise,
mustard, a few bottles of beer and an empty jar of pickle
relish that still has some juice in it.
And that pizza is starting to look good.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks
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the way.” –Harry Hill
***
“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking
about myself. It’s kind of like being the guy on a date.”
–Caroline Rhea
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As a child my mother would always tell me not to sit so
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screen.
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My new girlfriend, Karen, got a job at a local hardware
store. “The owner doesn’t want us hanging out with our
friends,” she said. “If you stop by, tell them you’re my
brother.”
On my first visit I walked to the customer service desk
and asked the older woman there, “Is Karen around?” When
she looked at me quizzically, I added, “I’m her brother.”
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When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine’s Day,
my daughter’s friend quickly opened the card. All it said
was “No.” What did that mean?
She called her husband, who said, “I didn’t attach any
message. The florist asked if I had a message and I said,
‘No.’”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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