Good morning crew,
The endurance test for the black belt candidates was last
night (Monday night, actually). It went like it always does,
a bunch of crying little kids and sweating teenagers.
But this time it was really crowded! They combined two
schools for this one test and there were thirty-five or
more kids and adults packed into the gym, plus the testers
and assistants.
The whole place smelled the the bottom of a gym locker.
Add to that all of the sniffling and snotty, running noses
and puddles of sweat and tears on the mat and the whole
thing was a real picnic.
I was really not surprised to wake up sick this morning.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***
“Two hundred miles off the coast of New Orleans the largest
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“Bob Woodward claims that the Bush administration is in a
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-Dave Letterman
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When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite
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returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed he
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“So what changed your mind?” I asked him.
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*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*
It was a typically busy day at the bank. After a glance at
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Without missing a beat, the clerk replied, “Move.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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