Good morning crew,
We had one final, chilly sail this weekend. Those hot, sunny
days of summer are over! 65 degrees feels like about 50 on
the water.
But it’s going to get worse. Because next week we have to
take the Albatross out of the water.
And tonight is the big endurance test at the school. This
is part one of the black belt test. It’s like a two hour
boot camp where the master instructor and the assistants
(including me) get to torture the black belt candidates.
That’s always fun. I’ll fill you in on any fun details
tomorrow.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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