Use it or lose it!
Good morning crew,
I need to start planning a little vacation time for myself
this year. So far, in the nine months since the beginning
of the year, I’ve taken two days, and I’m starting to get
a little stressed out. Yesterday I passed a co-worker in
the lobby hurrying back from lunch and she asked me what
time it was. I screamed back, “Who do I look like to you,
John Harrison!?”
Anyway, there is a big promotion test coming up at the gym
in a couple weeks so I might take that entire week off so
I can relax and cram for it. It’s better than throwing away
my vacation for the entire year!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than
others.” –Henry Youngman
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“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to assure the con-
tinuation of the species.” -Somerset Maugham
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“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be
an affront to your intelligence.” –George Bernard Shaw
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SET OF 20 SUPER HOOKS
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Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary
sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her
shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was
heading straight for my car.
She ran after it, but was too late…the cart slammed into
my driver’s side door. “How bad’s the damage?” I called out,
running toward her.
“Bad,” she said, gathering her groceries. “I broke at least
a dozen eggs.”
*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from
the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of
two sandwiches was better.
The clerk didn’t have an opinion but did say that the first
sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical
look on her face and asked, “If that’s the case, why are
they both listed with the same price on the menu?”
To this, the clerk responded, “I don’t think we add tax to
the turkey.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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