Clean Laffs

Good morning crew,

Welcome to a new work week, folks. I have to run out to
make it to the indictment hearing later this morning so
I’ll let you get right to the jokes.

By the way, there is a new poll up on the Clean Laffs blog.
Since October is coming up in a couple days I thought we’d
find out what your taste in scary movies is.

When you get to the bottom of the page click the ‘Archives’
link and check it out!

Laugh it up,

Joe 

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“It’s autumn in New York. You can tell too. Today I saw a
sidewalk vendor putting anti-freeze in the hot dog water.”
 –Dave Letterman

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“Scientists in Japan have developed an umbrella that has
Internet access and allows users to search the Internet
while they walk. An electronic device that you carry in a
rain storm. What could possibly go wrong?” -Conan O’Brien

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“More Americans can name the three stooges than the three
branches of government. Well, that’s because the three
stooges are more likely to get something done.”
 -David Letterman

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Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer.
Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is.

“Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those awkward
questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”

“What kind of question?” asked Tom.

“My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets
old, fat and wrinkly.”

“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will’”.

“Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said ‘Of
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At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was
carrying a very long pole.

“Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?”

“Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?”

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END OF CLEAN LAFFS 
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