Good morning crew,
Since today (yesterday from your viewpoint) is payday I was
reviewing what I laughingly call my finances and I realized
that my ARM (adjustable rate mortgage) is going to be up in
2009. That means I need to start seriously thinking about
refinancing.
The last thing I want is to find my mortgage bill shooting
up two or three hundred dollars a month sometime next year.
My only question is if I should dare live the American dream
and liquefy all my equity and go on a mad spending spree.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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LitterMaid Air Cleaner
Keep Air Around The Litter Box Fresh & Clean…
Retail Price: $29.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Get Two for $15.98
This is one of those deals that I am still amazed we got.
The retail on this is $29.99 and we’re selling it for $9.99.
Yep, you read it correctly… $9.99. It’s the LitterMaid
Air Cleaner and I remember seeing these advertised in a well-
known catalog for $29.99 (I’ve actually seen it for more
in stores).
The LitterMaid Air Cleaner is a continuous fan that easily
attaches to the litter box. Its consistent action filters
odors to make the air around the litter box fresh and clean.
It is absolutely fragrance-free as it works to absorb odor
instead of masking.
It just needs to be clamped on the litter box and plugged in
to be able to operate it for 24 hours a day.
Grab one for $9.99 or get two for $15.98. One thing, this
low price ensures they will sell out fast. Don’t wait.
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“We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath.
‘Well, I’m bored…let’s go brush our teeth.’ Or, ‘I’ve got
to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.’”
–Brad Stine
***
“Looking through the want ads last week, I came across a job
that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally,
I thought, my eight years of high school are paying off.”
–Buzz Nutley
***
“Maybe every other American movie shouldn’t be based on a
comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in
an infantile fantasy land where every problem can be solved
with violence.” –Bill Maher
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DISC REPAIR SYSTEM
Bring your damaged media discs back to life…
Retail Price: $14.99
Deal Price: $5.99
Plain and simple you will love this item. It will save
you hundreds of dollars and also give you peace of mind.
The Disc Repair System cleans surface scratches on CD’s,
DVD’s, Gaming Discs, Data Discs and more… It also
prevents audio discs from skipping. Plus, you can save
vital data from damaged discs. This hand-powered carousel
cleans and polishes discs without any batteries. Plus
you can get this system for less than cost. Want to save
even more? Grab two systems for $8.98. Visit:
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DISC REPAIR SYSTEM</a>
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A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he
says to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.”
“OK,” says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.
*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*
I had worked late, and my Labrador was so overjoyed to see
me arrive home that he jumped up just as I leaned down.
Our heads collided, and I sported an impressive shiner for
several weeks.
I had to repeat frequently to co-workers and friends how I
came by it, and one day on the elevator, a secretary whom
I hadn’t seen for some time looked at my black eye and ex-
claimed, “My goodness, what happened to you?”
“The dog did it,” I wearily replied.
A man standing next to us looked over at me and said
knowingly, “Ahh, you must own a boxer.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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