Everything was masculine comfort.
Good morning crew,
Well, we had quite a bachelor party for old Mason on Saturday.
It actually wasn’t my idea to do the whole rooftop scenario.
Someone else suggested it. My aspirations run toward the much
more mundane, but I must admit it turned out to be a lot of
fun.
There are several buildings adjacent to Wrigley Park (where
the Chicago Cubs play) whose rooftops have excellent views of
the field. The owners of these buildings exploit this conven-
ient coincidence by turning their buildings into mini-ball
parks.
The tickets were expensive, but attendees get value for money.
They had a VIP lounge on the second floor of our building that
was appointed with masculine comfort. Bar-style tables and
stools, hard wood floors and wood paneling, and, of course, a
bar staffed by an attractive young lady serving five different
kinds of beer.
There was also a buffet in the lounge where guests could serve
themselves a variety of excellent bar food from hot dogs to
hot Italian beef sandwiches.
The third floor was more of a beer garden-type layout, open to
the elements with a concrete floor and metal picnic tables and,
once again, it’s own bar.
But it was the rooftop where the real action was. Half of it
was filled with a hundred or so bleacher-type seats facing the
park, while the back half of the rooftop was occupied by, once
again, another bar!
It was into this little adult playground that the 16 of us
poured ourselves for an afternoon of recreation.
I’ll fill you in on the rest of the excitement tomorrow.
Laugh it up,
Joe
***
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***
My mama always said we were put on this earth to help others.
My question is, what are the others here for?
***
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets
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***
“Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.”
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Manning the computer help desk for the local school district
was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the
job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously.
“Can I talk to a real person?” a caller asked.
“I am real,” I said.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the caller said. “That was rude of me. What
I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually
knows something?”
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At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade
teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the
mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic
to excuse her daughter from school.
“Is she in Paine or Hacking?” the school secretary asked.
“She feels fine,” said the confused mom. “We have company,
and I’m keeping her home.”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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