Money isn’t everything.
Good morning crew,
Welcome to a whole new work week. Oh, the possibilities!
Who knows? This could be your week. You could meet the
person of your dreams, or win the lottery! Or maybe a rich
family member will die and leave you a big chunk of money!
Not that I’m wishing any ill-will on your family. I mean,
I hope everyone in your life is doing splendidly. Unless,
of course, it was some distant, mean, old miser that you
really didn’t know and who nobody liked anyway. If that
person were, say, not doing so well it would be more con-
venient for you if he or she had a good bit put aside and
was going to leave some of it to you.
Not to say that you wouldn’t feel any grief. Because that
would make YOU a mean, old miser and I know THAT isn’t true!
But getting a nice little check in the mail is better than
nothing at all.
Of course, money isn’t everything.
You know what? I think I’ll just wrap this up here and get
on with the jokes before I write something really stupid.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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“The other week I went to see my doctor … I was in the
waiting room, and I decided to pass the time finishing a
novel. But the other patients complained about the noise of
the typewriter.” –Arthur Brown
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“One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a
wooden stake.” –Jack Handey
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“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in
the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was
‘Woman’.” –Steven Wright
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I heard the dog barking before he and his owner actually
barreled into our vet practice. Spotting a training video
we sell, the owner wisely decided to buy one.
“How does this work?” she asked, handing me a check. “Do I
just have him watch this?”
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I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where
my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in
at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard
security questions. “Has anyone given you any packages that
you didn’t pack yourself?” he asked.
I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to
take to her son.
He looked at me very carefully and asked: “Does she like you?”
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END OF CLEAN LAFFS
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